What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize