Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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