Everything about him screamed your future.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My dick has a subreddit
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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