i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
being pregnant is like rehab
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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