He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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