ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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