1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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