Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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