it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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