Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize
