I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm at about main and main street
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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