What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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