i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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