we made out on top of his cat.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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