YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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