is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We left an ass print on the piano.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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