who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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