So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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