Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
That's intense
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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