Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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