No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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