: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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