Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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