No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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