we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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