this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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