He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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