OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
you never un-have a 4some
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
