Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(904): View more from Florida

Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.

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(516): View more from New York

Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?

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(219): View more from Indiana

she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'

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(647): View more from Ontario

Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night

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(714): View more from California

Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?

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(631): View more from New York

only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..

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(217): View more from Illinois

If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?

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(210): View more from Texas

How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance

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(210): View more from Texas

this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD

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