i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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