oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
someone get that fucking seahorse.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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