living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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