dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
