Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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