he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
