I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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