so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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