No awkward lesbian experiences without me
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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