Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
It's official drugs can't kill me
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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