Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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