I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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