He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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