hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
