I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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