She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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