I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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