okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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