is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Im part way to drunk.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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