is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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