But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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