Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
