super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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