no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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