There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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