i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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